SURVEY: If aliens existed, how do you think they'll see us?

My guess is that we would be TOTALLY alien to them. You know: strange holes which we call nostrils would be located on what we call our head; what we call females will have what we call polished fingernails, which they probably wouldn't understand why they are polished in the first place; they'd probably would not get WHY we style our predominantly evolutionary advantageous hair, considering it wasn't meant for "glam"......they'd probably see us as GLAMMED up gorillas or something, you know?